In a dark time perhaps unprecedented for America and the world, let us take solace from our dear, stable and indomitable genius, who remains unwaveringly focused on nurturing illustrious works: golden Social Security cards like Elvis’s, a lopsided $400 million penthouse, a lopsided ballroom with gaudy pillars but no main entrance, and, of course, golden toilets — all of which keeps him so busy that he hardly has time to threaten Iran with war crimes. What a time to be alive, barely.
In actually good news, No Kings Day 3.0 attracted between 8 and 12 million people, thus coming tantalizingly close to the 3.5% of a country’s population historically required to overthrow an authoritarian regime. Very good job, Patriots. I finish 3000 protests Also known as Mike Johnson’s “Hate for America” rallies, they ranged from Utqiavik, Alaska, the northernmost city of the country (7 people) to Ili’ili, Kauai, the farthest west, from more than 100,000 in New York City to nine supporters on Mohegan Island, Maine. Thousands of Trump’s neighbors in Palm Beach It turns out, It ends with a twilight march to Mar-a-Lago, or as close as they can get.
Their signs were brutal: “Vote for a rapist, expect to fuck. How many dead in Epstein’s war? Worst president since Trump. Criminals come behind bars, free balls for congressmen who lost them, Trump rapes children, impeachment of Biddulph Schettler, Putin’s whore, youngest man who ever lived.” according to borwitz report, Trump, angered by the large protests, said it would be much smaller if you threw all of Elon Musk’s children there because they hate him: “People say it (was) much higher than 400, or thousands, or maybe millions. If you took Elon’s kids, and there was almost no one there.”
There were also “six to dozens of Americans” at the anti-One King protests, Reports silly news, who put the number at “many…the organizers say there were almost none”, with attendees ranging from “a small number of young people to a hardcore faction of dying people”. In Palm Beach, one man carried a heavy sign that read, “Deport White Liberals.” Masked to protect himself from the “vengeful left”, he said he left shortly after being “attacked” by a woman who denied touching him. Her companions said the man dropped his sign “because he was too weak to carry it.”
Their small numbers faced competition from an “incredibly shrinking CPAC” as well interview That day in Grapevine, Texas with A transformation From “barely thousands”. This year’s event, once a MAGA “political center of gravity,” attracted neither Trump nor the presidential candidates. One possible factor: The MC was (still is) CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp, who is in 2024 settle An expensive sexual misconduct lawsuit from a man working for Herschel Walker’s (LOL) Senate campaign, who accused Schlapp of groping him. Event an act It boasts Todd Chrisley, a reality TV star who has worked for 12 years prison Charged with massive fraud until Trump pardoned him. here His welcome.
There was also a large group of South Korea “Stop the Steal” Activists and supporters of former President Yoon Suk-yul, who was impeached last year and is now serving life in prison for rebellion. However, the whole thing was an arduous effort. Organizers tried to spice up the session’s topics — a panel titled “Fraud” morphed into “Ilhan Omar’s Family Values”; Mercedes Schlapp He begged Factions are not “divided from within,” that is how they are divided; When Schlapp asked them, the ignorant CPAC “crowd” was wrong and laughable He cheered The possibility of impeachment proceedings by what would be a newly Democratic-controlled House. sad!
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Poor, unfortunate MAGA. Maybe they’re frustrated by Trump’s deserved decline consent Voting, now barely 33%. Maybe it’s because their system is a trash show and their people are selfish and hypocritical. As in: In the midst of the government shutdown, TSA agents (starting salary $34,454) are forced to work without pay while Congress takes a two-week vacation (paying more than $170,000) on the taxpayer dime, TMZ Urge readers to submit photos for holiday columns, and Here it comes Lindsey Graham at Disney World, “the most magical place on Earth,” is merrily twirling The Little Mermaid’s bubble wand yet. America And Megyn Kelly: WTF.
Or maybe it’s because Commander-in-Chief Bonespurs is starting another forever swamp Without legal or political justification, the wars in the Middle East turn out to be difficult, complex and beyond his paycheck – like health care! – to come up with a solution, now with no good options, is only spreading astonishing incoherence of strategy, such as praising “significant progress” in imaginary “serious discussions” while focusing on frantically threatening to “end” our “beautiful” stay in Iran” by “obliterating” their civilian infrastructure, electricity, power and drinking water, which is very dangerous. War crime. But the talks are going “incredibly well.”
Serious discussions with IranThe photo is from Australia Shovel
However, his true passion is to transform everything rude and stupid that he or Elvis can transform Think about Counterfeit gold such as oval prostitution and even social security cards, and fat His disgusting name is on temples, coins and currency building Trivial and illegal effects of the same as obscene, non-consensual, impermissible, $400 million ballroom Twice the size of the White House, because “they always wanted a ballroom,” but now all of a sudden, “basically.” It’s hard “For what goes on beneath it,” a huge military complex, supposedly a hideout where, as merciful history says, will finally free us from it, “and we do it very well.”
He’s so thrilled with ballroom dancing that he did it on Air Force One I withdrew A set of drawings to show to reporters, explaining: “I thought I’d do this now because it’s easier. I’m very busy…fighting wars and other things.” A quick, reckless conversion to “beautiful hand-carved Corinthian columns” – “Corinthian objects” – is also said to be Re-imagining The facade of the White House has changed It is considered “It is inconsistent with globally applicable historical preservation standards.” Same thing, experts say about ‘barely scrutinized’ Dance hall plans“full of design flaws” – disproportionate, columns blocking windows, grand staircase leading nowhere. “The American people can rest easy knowing they have this project in their hands,” WH continued, “We feel better already.”
Trump’s ‘plan’ for his massive penthouse/ballroomPhotos from the New York Times
Then there is the new one golden toilet, It is installed on a 10-foot throne near the Lincoln Memorial. The new masterpiece secret handshake (best friends forever)He’s celebrating renewal The bathroom of the Lincoln White House bedroom, all in gold, and “what this president has already accomplished.” Toilet panel reads, “In a time of unprecedented division, mounting conflict, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what really matters: redesigning the Lincoln Bath…. This, his crowning achievement, is a bold reminder that he’s not just a businessman, he takes care of business. It’s a tribute to an unflinching visionary who looked down, saw a problem, and painted it in gold.”
A throne fit for a king. An image of a secret handshake
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